..but if you do, savor those moments.
- software that does not have "tabs"
- a company that does not have the words "forward", "core", or "solutions" in either their marketing or corporate literature
- a posting by Tycho of Penny Arcade that is not full of ten dollar words for no reason whatsoever
- an upcoming rpg or strategy game that is truly turn-based
- an online forum in which at least one honest question by a new member has not been rudely dismissed (sometimes with the use of insults and expletives) by a self-important jackhole who posts for "points"
- a japanese anime where an angry person does not use the "sideways judo chop" when they're ranting. you know what I'm talking about. sometimes seen in videogames as well.
- a reality show that doesn't involve this formula: introduction, competition, drama cam, alliances, voting, gayness
- any upcoming action or horror movie from an American studio that doesn't use friggin CGI
- a whole year without a friggin Pixar movie in theatres
- companies that are "slashing prices due to the tough economy" ever admitting those are the prices they should have been all these years in the first place
- Alex Jones (the hypocrite lie monger) shutting the **** up
- the Mayan Apocalypse
- an E3 that doesn't feel like a series of infomercials by Vince of Sham-Wow
- parents that can spell their kids' names right
- parents that demand their kids master the English language first – I’d like to avoid having to decipher crap like this in a company email years from now: “Yu have to, getthe riport too me. soon?”
- skinny (and I mean skinny) chicks being shunned for the freaks they are
- the Democrats ever making a decision before they lose the majority for another 20 years in house, senate or state assembly
- a handheld digital dice roller that can handle d6, d10, d20, d100 etc
- complete GURPS campaigns sold at retail stores as opposed to the stacks of "source books" that are the only things available
- a shoe store in which less than 90% of the selection is women's – I’d like more choices than loafer, sneaker, sandal, boot – located on an END CAP because they fit there
- an indoor shopping mall with a bookstore
- an indoor shopping mall where less than 90% of the stores are clothing, jewelry or department stores
- kids learning to play guitar instead of Guitar Hero
- parents who emphasize the importance of reading instead of dropping their kids in front of Dora for hours on end and wondering why their kid can't spell "tomato" at age 6
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